How Sarah Warwick are you?
To find out, select
a
,
b
, or
c
from the answers to each of the questions below.
1) You have been known to ...
a)
Allow a Boggle tournament to descend into a street brawl.
b)
Turn up at your friend's house with four bottles of red and two cardboard cut 'n' stick templates of the Empire State Building ready to be competitively assembled.
c)
Take two hours to guess your Rizla-game name, falling asleep twice in the process.
2) Upon waking up with a skull-crushing hangover, you are most likely to ...
a)
Clean the house due to binge-drinking guilt and then attempt to go for a cleansing swim.
b)
Send the nearest nominally sober person out to retrieve a McDonald's Happy Meal and proceed to get stuck into on-demand episodes of X-Factor.
c)
Fall into the thrawl of a documentary about shipping containers.
3) Your favourite entertainer is ...
a)
Jean Simmons.
b)
Gene Simmons.
c)
Richard Simmons.
4) You're most likely to be kidnapped ...
a)
Upon voluntarily getting in a car with dubious-looking strangers in a foreign country.
b)
While conducting research for a family history article in Cuba.
c)
Immediately after admitting your mother is a High Court Judge.
5) The most ridiculously named person you've ever befriended is ...
a)
Hummingbird.
b)
Quimby.
c)
Benedict.
6) You've appeared on the cover of ...
a)
Teddy Bear Times.
b)
Improve Your Coarse Fishing.
c)
Dance Today.
7) Cheap sushi is ...
a)
A Yo Sushi 2-for-1 voucher.
b)
Finding a packet of Waitrose raw salmon in the fridge.
c)
Discovering your fun-fair goldfish has died.
8) If you've lost the power of sight, the most likely reason is ...
a)
You're asleep.
b)
Your eyelids have been bitten by mosquitos.
c)
Your moonlight swim has been interrupted by heavy cloud, resulting in zero visibility.
9) For three years, you edited ...
a)
FHM.
b)
GQ.
c)
FHM.
10) You last tried to locate a speakeasy ...
a)
Last month.
b)
1928.
c)
What's a speakeasy?